Don’t drink and derive.
Fuck. there back
listening to your favorite band with your friend
this is the 2nd time i’m reblogging this today because i laughed just as hard as i did the 1st time i saw it
Photo | Joe Strudwick
one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
i know a really good knock knock joke but you have to start it
ok, knock knock?
when the neighbors are having a party