when someone calls you at 3 in the morning
The fact that most guys’ first response to a woman wanting equality is “SO CAN I HIT U NOW” is sort of terrifying
Like that’s the first thing you’re concerned about? I just want equal pay and you want to punch me in the face? Cool cool
The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.
I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
i feel like such a geek understanding this joke
sit down kid literally everyone gets it
did you know that “friends” stands for:
- it’s joey
- everyone is friends
when you sing a song in your head and then it plays on the radio
my cover of bleed me dry by the queen laura marling, hope you like :)
An exclusive summer mix done by Italian super electronic Italo super duo Fare Soldi!
01 - Toro Y moi - new Beat (Fare Soldi “CantaTu” rmx)
HELP HE’S A GAMER AND HE’S TRYING TO GET ME TO GO TO AN AVENGE SEVENFOLD GIG WHAT HECK HELP ME