"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
I’m going to install a security system that screams “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP” when someone intrudes
… for FUCK sake MoonMoon
I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT
WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
i’m pretty sure that’s more than 11
hello! welcome 2 the cool dads club!